I've Got 156.2 Problems.......

What.

The.

FRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!?!??!!?!!?!!?!!?

156.2.

Again.

How? Wha? But...  Just.   Gah!!!!

What did I DO to deserve this?!??!?
 

How can this seriously be happening?!?!??  I have literally not cheated at all.  AT ALL.

At.
All.

I am a woman on a time clock!  Tomorrow is the stupid Week 2 Progress Report and I am going to be signing in to report NOTHING.

Hey! Body! What gives?!?!  It's WEDNESDAY.

 

Not gonna lie....nothing sucks a lot more than dieting, except maybe DIETING FOR SEEMINGLY NO FREAKIN' REASON.

 

Ya know what actually IS down?  Readership.  Cuz, hey, go figure: no one wants to read a weight loss blog written by a person who doesn't freakin' lose weight.

 

 

Stunning Correlation Between Success and Readership

I have a plan for today.  I am going to drink a ton of water and eat more fiber than anyone in the world ever has. And I am going to cross my dainty little fingers and hope that tomorrow shows some movement on the scale.  OR ELSE!