Guys, guys!!
Look:
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| I'm sorry for my unpedicured feet. But I am too excited to care about censoring this. |
And guys, guys!!!!
THIS:
I'm normal according to the United States Government! Holy crap! Normal! ME! (I am still kind of in disbelief that I was an entire 25 pounds overweight).
But there's more!
That means I've lost:
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| This ridiculous gummy bear. |
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| This 2 year old kid who is too smart for his own good. |
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| And approximately 1/4 of Honey Boo Boo. |
Stoked.
